i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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