So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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