When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
zippers are such a cool invention
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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