i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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