yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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