What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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