Me too!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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