I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize