Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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