Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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