Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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