Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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