You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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