so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
