so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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