Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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