I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I FOUND THE LEGS
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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