I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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