i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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