just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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