I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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