That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Damn victory sex feels great
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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