about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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