I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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