omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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