ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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