so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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