That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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