His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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