it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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