its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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