STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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