Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You can make out without kissing
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