You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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