my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I currently don't understand fingers.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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