Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I think my vagina is haunted
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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