Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
