if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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