Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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