U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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