Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i think i have two assholes
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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