that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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