Midget sex pt 2 tonight
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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