she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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