We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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