Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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