Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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