Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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