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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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