it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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