I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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