The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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